At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
** I used manhood as a majority observation. No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.
Think you can handle this mustache?! I didn't think so...
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.
woman - real results from laziness, fake implies she's into dirty sanchez.
Now there's the type of girl with a mustache I'm looking for - she shaves.