Muslims are people that live in the middle east. It is very easy to spot a muslim because they have a towel on their head. One reason Muslims wear a rag on their head is because that’s a good place to carry explosives. All muslims are loony tunes, not surprising because they watch cartoons like Tom & Jerry over and over for hours on end, taking time out to pray 5 times a day. Muslims smell bad because they never take a bath. Muslims have camels, this leads to them being called Camel Jockeys. Camels smell almost as bad as muslims. No one is sure what muslims eats to survive. No one is sure what a camel eats to survive. Very easy to remember a muslims name, because they are all named Mohammad, muslims don’t like to put much thought into choosing names for their kids, muslims are simple people. Muslims are mad all the time, Muslims are mad because they never eat meat, and their women are so ugly. This proves the theory that if you do not eat meat you will be very ugly and mad. I guess they found out years ago that camel meat taste terrible. Camels like to spit on Mohammed. Usually the only bath Mohammed gets is the camel spit. Mohammed has his towel handy to dry off with, so the towel on his head is extremely practical. Mohammed dislikes Christians and Jews, they are constantly thinking up ways to do away with Christians & Jews. A really dumb muslim even had a bomb in his shoe that he was going to blow up an airplane with, but dumb Mohammed forgot to put a fuse to the bomb, he mistakenly put the flame to his toe which caused him to scream in agony, security arrested him, he is now serving life in jail and working on a terrorist bible. As can be seen besides all the other problems they have they are also extremely dimwitted and uncreative. Muslim women are also very ugly, they are so ugly that they wear this sheet over their head, kind of like KKK; this is good because Christians are spared from looking at them. It is not good for banks and quick stops. A trend that is catching on in the urban neighborhoods is to don a black sheet and rob the quick stop or hold up the bank. A sharp eyed cop can discern the discrepancy though because the thief makes the get-away in a car instead of a camel. Muslims lie about everything and anything, therefore their society is in disarrays, because Mohammed lies and he can't be trusted. The koran teaches them to lie, cheat and steal. Never believe anything a muslims says; come to think of it never believe anything a politician says, politicians and muslims have much in common. Muslims make pretty good terrorist, and all terrorist are muslims. This makes it very easy for the authorities to locate the terrorist, just look for the guy on the camel with the rag on his head. Christians could wipe out Mohammed the terrorist relatively easy, just ask the Japanese, Christians have much technology at their disposal, B-52's for carpet bombing and nuclear submarines to name a couple, but Christians like to toy with Mohammed for entertainment purposes, What would Fox & CNN news do if they didn't have Mohammed to kick around? Some Christians think a Stadium; modeled along the lines of the one the Roman Empire had would be a nice addition to the NYC Skyline. THe Romans shut it down because they had run out of lions and dark skinned people to slaughter. Ahab the Arab is Mohammed’s favorite song. Mohammed steers clear of China though; Chinese have a very low tolerance for muslims, its shoot on sight there. Chinese obviously have a less developed sense of humor than Christians. Muslims don't work because no employer can pay them to take time off to pray 5 times a day, very little work would get done, just like the AFofLCIO union. Knee pads are a big seller for Mohammed the merchant. Besides muslims have very few if any skills, they can however blow themselves up and they do it quit often, proves my point. Muslims believe that they will have 54 virgins waiting in heaven, they also believe they will be pretty western girls, this makes them anxious to strap on the bomb belt that they all have in the tent, and go to a market somewhere. Christians on the other hand like to fly at 10,000 feet and blow things up or launch from a ship or sub. Muslims do a lot of breeding, 8-12 kids is about average, thing is they can't feed all these kids, so they raise them to blow themselves up. Christians wonder how you could have sex with such an ugly woman. The kids are just as ugly as the parents except they don’t have facal hair. A very sad sight to see kids that ugly, you wish for them to grow up fast so they can cover up with that strange looking sheet that the old muslim women wear. Muslims know a few English words even, their favorite is Racist, using this word alone makes an instant ally of liberals. Liberals & muslims have one thing in common, they both hate Christians. IF the police happen to pull Mohammad over for violation of traffic laws, like riding a camel on the street, the first word out of Mohammad’s mouth is racist or profiling. If you want to have some fun with Mohammed casually mention Christian Crusaders, then sit back and watch the fireworks. Mohammed straps on his bomb belt and evaporates, best to get back a few feet to avoid injury. The first Mohammad, the muslim that founded this so called religion, took a 12 year old wife, and had many other wives’s. How smart can you be if you want all these ugly woman around you all the time? Muslims offspring’s have an 85% chance of being female, so Mohammed has plenty of butt-ugly women. All muslim women are rarely seen, and no one seems to know what common name the women use, I have done extensive research and I don’t have an answer for that one. Muslims tear things down, and blow things up as best they can with their limited resources. Christians build great buildings and great warships. It is possible for Mohammed to learn to steer a plane, trouble comes when they remember that they can not land the plane, something they should have though of before they took off, a good landing for a Muslim is to run into some sort of building. All muslim landing are what we in the west call "Crash Landings". Muslims cheer crash landings, especially if Mohammed is lucky enough to have found a building to crash into. They can be observed in the middle east dancing in the street and chanting, after such a "landing". Just imagine how ecstatic they would be if one actually managed to land on a landing strip. Muslims have no f-16 or great ships like the USS Reagan. Muslims have a camel, lots of ugly women and a poor diet and very little else.
"Hey Mohammed looks like you gained a bunch of weight, or do you have your bomb belt strapped on? Everyone get back, the dumb ugly muslim is going to check out, prepare the virgins" What can you say about Muslims, that ain't already been said?
The scum of the earth.
Muslims think it's okay to beat, rape and kill women. They also believe that if a woman in their family is raped, she should be murdered by stoning, stabbing, raging inferno or being buried alive, in order to preserve the "honor" of the family. Being raped is the woman's fault, because she sinned by not covering up her entire body and thus tempting men who have no self-control or just feel like getting his rocks off and using their stone age religion as an excuse to rape helpless women.
Muslims also believe that homosexuals should be mutilated, raped repeatedly and killed.
If you are not a Muslim and you are caught, you are either to convert to Islam or be beheaded.
One of the goals of Islam is world domination. Muslims are spreading like locusts to civilized countries and trying to enforce their religion's laws. Think I'm kidding? There is a growing village in Bradford, England that is controlled completely by muslims. Women who don't want to be in an arranged marriage with a man with several other wives are killed everyday. Since there are no guns in England, they usually execute them with machetes. Those are gigantic, heavy swords, for those of you who don't know.
All of this is in the Koran.
The threat of Islam is very real and unless we as Americans do something about this problem, they CAN and WILL take over this disgusting liberal America.
Muslims women in the middle east are raped on a daily basis and usually have to have abortions without anaesthesia. They die afterwards, but not until they deal with excruciating pain for several days. But it's what she deserves right? How dare she tempt muslim men by keeping her face uncovered in 110+ degree heat?
Muslims are crazy haters, of Jews, of Christians and of Hindus and of everyone who is not a Muslim. Of course they deny that on TV but what when they march in the streets they show their true colors and hatred. And they get violent and destructive whenever they get a chance which is whenever they are in large groups.
Muslims say they stand for peace but their mostly invest their energies intimidating and killing people who do not agree with them and they are consistently seen marching in the street railing against freedom of speech, democracy and human rights of women.
Muslims like to make all sorts of false claims about scientific discoveries but what they don't tell you is that they stole the discoveries from Hindus, Christians, Jews or Persians . If they were so clever then why is the Middle East so backwards and poor and why have Muslims not invented anything in the past thousand years? And why do Muslims kill anyone who thinks for themselves? The reason is because Islam is anti science, they only want you to believe what the Koran says and if you say its not true then they go into a rage and try to kill you.
Muslim are not happy people. Muslims are extremely annoying cause they do nothing but lie and twist facts around to try to make Islam appear good and everything thing else seem bad, so its nearly impossible to have a decent conversation with a Muslim without getting exasperated by the insanity of what they are saying.
Half of the population of Michigan state!
Dearborn = 100% Muslim city!
Plural for muslim. These are the majority of the people who live in the Middle East. Though many of them really are peaceful, good people, a lot more of them despise America, and some of those are Islamic Terrorists. The ultimate goal for these particular muslims is the destruction of the Western World as well as the Jewish and Christian faiths.
A Record of Islamic Terrorism
-Muslims attacked the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center with their hijacked airliners, successfully destroying them, much to the satisfaction of their sick desires.
-Muslims severely damaged the U.S.S. Cole off the coast of Yemen.
-Muslims attacked Army Rangers in Somolia, inspiring Black Hawk Down.
-Muslims have constantly been attacking the poor Israelites, for being Jews in a mostly Muslim land mass (the Middle East.)
-Muslims launched terror attacks on Madrid, Spain.
-Muslims destroyed part of the Pentagon in Washington, D.C.
-Muslims blew up American Embassies in North Africa and the Middle East.
-Muslims have launched terror attacks in the subway system of London, England (Most recently.)
The predominant group of people in the Middle East. Half or more are peaceful and civilized, but a very large number of them are militant extremists a.k.a terrorists, Islamic radical supporters, and insurgents.
Muslims go by the Koran the Islamic equivalent to the Christian Bible. Within the pages of the Holy Koran, it teaches peace, while it actually says to destroy those people and other things that go against the Muslim faith. The contradictory words of the Koran, as well as there being non-Muslims in the Middle East, is what has led to this radical Islamic terrorism. Another major cause is the militant extremist leaders, such as Ayatolla or Abu Musab al-Zarkawi, of whom brainwash and convince the Arabic, Palistinean, Persian (Irani), and Iraqi people through their manipulation and charisma. They are made to believe that Christians and Jews are The Great Satan and the infidel.
Many, but not all of the muslims, are brainwashed and hate-filled terrorists and insurgents whose ultimate goal is the destruction of western and non-islamic civilization.
Also called gay sand niggers,
They fart towards Allah when they turn their asses towards mekka when they pray.
They love to bomb things, and kill themselves
Muslims are the worst pieces of trash in the world today!
Their prophet Mohammad is fake, and a gay pedophile!
Muslims dream of having hairy gay ass sex with their dead prophet mohammad, that piece of shit!
They often use koran toilet paper. It's very sandy hard paper, that scrubs the hairs out of their asses, but they love to flush the koran through the toilets, clogging sewer pipes with their crap paper!
Muslims have one good aspect! They kill eachother, bomb themselves, and are as dumb as dumbfucks!
They are thought to be born coming out of allah's ass, that's why they have this sandy color!
Look there, a stinking farting brown pedophile, who shouts 'llaaaah! and has bombs around his waste!
It's a fucking muslim! They're the trash of the world, together with their shit faith that's less worth than a shit dump in your neighbors toilet!
Muslims don't belong on this world, they should all be tortured!
Muslims stink, and perform gay and pedophile actions within a mosque!