Jamal: Well dude, I came home with the biggest hard on of my life. It was so large, I thought it was going to rip through my damn pants. So I get home, I call Peaches over, unzip my pants, pull out my dick, and simply point down at it. I thought she knew what she had to do.
Jabron: So did she beat your cock or what?
Jamal: No man! She gave me this pretentious look like she had better things to do like think for herself!
Jabron: Oh shit dude! What the fuck did you do then.
Jamal: I fucking grab the bitch, hold her up straight, and Muslim Punched the shit out of her.
Jabron: Nice dude. She won't pull shit like that again.