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A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!
Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.
by Don Everest April 06, 2005

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