Muskegonite: "You were 'Skee'd".
The police of Muskegon County are widley known to be corrupt power trippers.
Hell no! I'd rather stick a hot fork up my own ass!
Bob 2: Nah, Satan's asshole doesn't sound that good right now; I was actually going to get AIDS
Bob 1: Ah Ok, that does sound alot better. Can I come too?
Bob 2: As long as we don't go to Muskegon, sure.