A county on the west coast of Michigan with no middle class. In fact, the majority has no class at all. The upper class still wear flip flops year 'round as formal wear and the lower class wear dirty bedroom slippers for every day, outdoor wear. This Muskegon behavior can be particularly observed at the East Muskegon Walmart. Muskegon loves Obama and free shit, even if it isn't given. A Muskegon heights resident may punch out your car window in midday and steal your car stereo with you still sitting in the driver's seat, leaving you feeling, "Skee'd." The beaches are beautiful to the eye, but not so lovely to the nostrils. Watch out for diapers, tampon dispensers and needles while strolling your sunset beach in "Skeetown."
Unfortunate Tourist: "I don't know what happened! I heard a crash, saw a fast, black blur and in a split second, my stereo was gone and my window was busted!"
Muskegonite: "You were 'Skee'd".