Muskrat

Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.

John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.

Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.

by Airboatgatorpark July 11, 2018

Muskrat

Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.

David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.

by Hobson the Muskrat September 17, 2013

Muskrat

An employee of Elon Musk or one of his companies

Those Muskrats over at Tesla are screwing up traffic again.

by Cola2018 October 30, 2018

Muskrat

A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.

Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!

by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016

Muskrat

A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.

The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.

by RockCock555555 January 25, 2012

Muskrat

n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.
(2) Marricel watt

damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat

by pigfucker November 23, 2003

Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 29, 2015