A musical theatre production originating in England. It is essentially a theatre production of the ugly duckling, with intensified story lines and suggestive humor. The most main characters, in list of importance to least importance: Ugly, Ida, Cat, Drake, Maureen, Greylag, Dot, Turkey, Henrietta, Grace, etc.
The story is that of a very ugly duckling, who is separated from his mother, and must venture out, and on the jouney of trying each to find each other, the cat is trying to lure Ugly, so as to eat him.
1. The act of playing a guitar casually or mindlessly; neither practicing nor even writing.
2. Synonym of Musical Masturbation
1. "I picked up my guitar for the first time in weeks and guitfapped for like 40 minutes. It was great."
2. "Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Between the Buried and Me, and all of these Crab Core bands are nothing but guitarfap. "
This phrase means that if a male starts musical theater as straight they will eventually become gay while doing it.
John just joined our cast for the play. He's straight now but he will be Gay-By-May.
Any show on Broadway that was once a television show, movie, book, video game, or CD. In essence, fake Broadway- non original shows that have the plot already spelled out for them. Examples include The Addams Family, Shrek The Musical, Legally Blonde The Musical, Elf... There are however, exceptions to this rule, such as Spamalot, The Odd Couple, and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Also, a person who thinks that shows like Wicked, In The Heights, and anything produced by Disney are the only worthwhile things on the Great White Way. People like them make me want to lock myself in a room with an original cast album of Lippa's The Wild Party and drown my sorrows to Idina Menzel's power mix as Kate and never come out for fear to see what the theatergoing public has turned into.
Fraudway Girl: Oh my God! I just saw Wicked this weekend! Kristin Chenoweth is MY idol!
Real Theater Person: (Singing a snippet of cut song 'Which Way's To The Party?)
Fraudway Girl: What are you singing?
Real Theater Person: Which Way's To The Party?
Fraudway Girl: Oh. Uh, what show is that from?
Real Theater Person: Wicked.
Fraudway Girl: No it's not.
Real Theater Person: Yes it is. They cut it out of town. Stephen Schwartz thought it didn't work with the storyline.
Fraudway Girl: Oh.
Real Theater Person: Excuse me, I have to go get my sheet music for Parade. Carolee is MY idol.
Fraudway Girl: Huh?
|33.||wicked the musical|
a highly popular broadway musical that has productions around the world. it is counted as one of the best musicals in the world (which is well deserved). this musical tells the story of the witches of oz before dorothy arrived (see the wizard of oz if your unsure). i have heard of some people hateing it but then again, you have to have an appreciacion for music and musicals.
three people are walking out of the theater
person 1: wicked was great hey?
person 2: yeah! it was epic!
person 3: how can you like it! i hated it!
person 1: well YOU dont have an apreciation for music.
person 2: good bye.
*person 1 & 2 walk out.*
person 3: i dont get them
as you can see, wicked the musical is an epic musical.
A theatre geek is a person who acts and sings everywhere they go, because any sentence reminds them of a musical. They're usually extremely hyper because they chug down coffee and Monster before rehearsals to stay awake. They are very good at memorizing things because they have to memorize monologues. They are usually in their school's choir, musical productions, and plays. True theatre kids don't limit themselves to acting and singing in just those shows, and usually do shows in community theater as well. They are loud and obnoxious and they don't care what you think about them. They get along with pretty much everyone but some dislike jocks greatly. They spend their time looking up new musicals/plays, learning songs/monologues, and thinking of what the next show is going to be for them and who they think would be cast as whatever. They usually get pissed off if you don't know your lines by Tech week, or 'Heck Week', 'Hell Week', or even 'Heaven Week'. Tech Week is the week where you finally use tech equipment, and the rehearsals last about 5 hours. They usually try to stay optimistic and are actually quite horny people. Yet, they never find anything sexual about getting dressed in front of the opposite sex. Their pet peeve is when people who have no talent become famous (cough cough Rebecca Black cough) and they are always busy from going to rehearsals and cast parties. Don't mess with them or you'll die.more...
In general, they are outstanding people.
|35.||The God Whisperers|
The internet radio sensation that is singlehandedly responsible for the 21st century renaissance of the theater organ. Ostensibly as a way to kill time due to lack of preparedness, the playing of their studio instrument, dubbed the Mighty cWirliTzer, has become a staple in the weekly broadcast but not without controversy. As a result of this excitedly raucous musical treat, their podcast has been banned in China and most of the continent of Africa.
Justin Timberlake has nothin' on the God Whisperers. Anybody can bring sexy back- it takes a certain skill to bring back the theater organ.