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14. Mushroom
Some majorly evil things. Work a lot with garden gnomes.
Watch out for them.
"Oh God, RUN AWAY FROM THE MUSHROOMS !"
"Yes ! They stop the happy noodles !"
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1. mushroom
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004 add a video
2. Mushroom
Describes a person who is always kept in the dark, and fed nothing but shit.
Dude 1: How could you NOT know that movie was coming out?!?
Dude 2: I'm a fucking mushroom.
3. mushroom
the top part of a dick that looks like a mushroom, looks like that if youve been circumcized
There's two types of dicks- mushrooms and anteaters
by philip B> Mar 17, 2005 add a video
4. mushroom
A drinking game where multiple people sit in a circle around an upside down cup. They go around the circle, one by one drawing cards from a deck and depending upon what the card is everyone has to react accordingly.

CARD MEANINGS: (some variability exists)
2= You; the person who drew the card chooses someone to drink (take a large gulp of their drink)
3= Me; the person who drew the card must drink
4= Floor; Everyone must slap the floor with their hand, and the last person to do it must drink
5= Guys; All the guys in the group must drink
6= Chicks; All the chicks in the group must drink
7= Heaven; Everyone must raise their hand in the air, and the last person to do it must drink
8= Date; The person who drew the card picks someone and they both drink together
9= Busta Rhyme; The person who drew the card says a word and then everyone has to go around the circle saying words that rhyme with it, the first person who can't think of one has to drink
10= Categories; The person who drew the card indicates a category, and everyone has to go around saying things that fit into that category. The first person who fails must drink
Jack= Back; The person before the person who drew the card must drink
Queen= Questions; The person who drew the card asks someone a question and they must answer with a question or ask someone else a question. The first person who answers or says something not in question form must drink.
King= Rule; The person who drew the card gets to cre...
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5. mushroom
1. A food
2. A fungi
3. A drug
4. A song ( badger )
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
by SkuM001 Nov 24, 2003 add a video
6. mushroom
a dick slap across the face of someone, leaving a red mark resembeling the head of a mushroom.
"i whipped that bitch out and gave 'er a mushroom"
by online daddy Dec 9, 2004 add a video
7. mushroom
A yummy fungus that grows in the dark and feeds on manure
I must be a mushroom, people keep me in the dark, and feed me bullshit
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