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We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.

The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.

(As seen on
Boss: I'm giving the project to John.

Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.
by Cipher-0 March 31, 2009
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