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8.
adj. a person that screws something up

used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."

"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
by sloshin July 23, 2011
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1.
(Verb) To hit on, flirt, or otherwise spit game with another.
I'm going to the club to murph for some weird.

Ryan's at the end of the bar, murphing on Hayley.

Murphing is more an art than a science.
by BCMock January 27, 2011
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2.
A naturally occuring wedgie.
SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!
by wysiwyg May 15, 2004
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3.
When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
by Harry-J54 May 09, 2009
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4.
what doesnt it mean ? it is a comeback for eveyrthing , not having any specific meaning at all . can mean several things.
person 1..."I hate really hate you."

person 2..."murph."

person 1... "what the hell does that mean?"

person 2... "murph."

OR

my day was murphtastic !
by miss murph (: July 26, 2011
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5.
When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.
P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."

P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
by aahhmm July 29, 2012
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6.
Muscular, ripped, cut up, thick, huge, strong.

"Murph" guys can be nicknamed "Murphy" as well.

Originated from the hawaiian islands. No clue how.
LocalBraddah: Ho, check out that murph guy right dea!

"Sup, Murphy."
by HawaiianBongoBear March 05, 2010
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7.
1. Noun: Any godlike figure that can best a supposed 'beast' in hand-to-hand combat.

2. Verb: To best a supposed 'beast' in hand-to-hand combat.
1.
Henry: Did you see that murph in action?
Tyler: You bet I did. Best twenty bucks I ever spent

2.
George: Nice, man, you totally murphed him.
Paul: Sure did
by Darius Tsaeb July 24, 2010
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