You sneak into your best friends bedroom while the're sleeping. Take their eyeglasses from the nightstand, and WHACK OFF the best load of pancake batter you can offer onto both lenses. Quietly depart.
When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.
When they put on their glasses in the morning, they realize they are the victim of the ol' Murky Jerky.
Ferdinand realized right away when he couldnt see the alarm clock that he was the victim of a Murky Jerky.
by Aldo Johnson June 13, 2008
When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021