Other guy- "Dude, who are you kidding? She's way outta your league!"
Girl: Her name is Muriel, she's my best friend
Boy: damn she looks amazing
Muriels can become extremely aggressive, violent and over-protective of belongings at this time of the month
Watch out for Muriel!!
Lorna -'Yea don't worry about her... She's just Muriel right now'