murf

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

by @shhh.ixxy on insta follow me October 3, 2019

murf

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!

by gateway! June 7, 2009

murf

A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

Ho that weightlifter is super murf.

by murfguy April 23, 2007

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by Ozzyisoutofplace February 22, 2022

murf

this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.

ho look at dat murf fuka

by jahandy January 5, 2008

murf

To vomit

BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!

by MURF MAN February 24, 2009

murf

the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong

Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"

by Alyssa October 8, 2003