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Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.
When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.
by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010