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50.
A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!
by darkpassengerx September 02, 2008
 
51.
In Paintball referring to some noob who doesn't think before doing anything such as when moving from one bunker to another.
I like to mow muppets.
by KRiso May 09, 2007
 
52.
Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.
Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.
by Stompbox May 03, 2004