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A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.
"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."
by Doyle September 06, 2004
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of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me
T.M. You Muppet.

Patience... Is All It Takes....

YEAHH RIGHT!
by nomodelagency November 07, 2005
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Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.
We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
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A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.
That band is a bunch of muppets!
by Martin (J) May 03, 2008
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The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
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One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.
The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?
by Eric th' Red November 14, 2008
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Someone who is usually an idiot and doesn't know much about anything // stupid
"God, what a muppet he is"
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