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30.
weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows
big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
 
1.
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet
by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 14, 2002
 
2.
a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability
what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet
by boss hog August 01, 2004
 
3.
Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !
He's a complete muppet
by Steve Mc March 25, 2003
 
4.
"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson
That explains it all
by Idiot Paranoia August 25, 2004
 
5.
General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.
by Blackmac October 31, 2003
 
6.
An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005
 
7.
Noun - See >Idiot Noun
"I don't care who you use, as long as they aren't complete muppets." Harry the Hatchet, Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels, 1998
by blueeyesm March 22, 2004