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A bloke (usually ugly) who trawls nightspots collecting duds and rejects after all the half-decent tottie have found kennels for the night.
I say, Ethel. Down that pint of absinthe! Time us girls took leave of this fine establishment before the munt punters turn up!
by Patrick Staton September 13, 2009

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