A Muncie Madam is a trashy older lader from the Midwest. Usually having origins in or near "the armpit of America" or as it's more well known...Muncie Indiana. She usually has a name that can be considered male or female, such as Toni, Pat, or Chris. She is usually reserved a seat at the pic nic table near the dominant Alpha male. The Alpha male will usually offer her his Potato Salad or Coleslaw as a sign that he is ready to mate.
Boy that lady over there sure is one hell of a Muncie Madam. You see the way Eugene just offered up the last of his "Slaw" to her?

I met this lady named Chris at the bar last night. She was a real Muncie Madam.
by Possum Pete February 02, 2010

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