Top Definition
An individual qualifying as a non-person who is awkward, odd, socially retarded and generally uncomfortable to be around. They bring nothing to the table in most any situation and may as well be wallpaper, a buoy or a pile of dog crap as it inevitably turns hard and white.
Leslie just sat there like a Mummy Head while we all searched for the missing coffee mug.
by pigbpenapocalypse February 10, 2012

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