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Someone often referred to as MILF (if she is fit) and often jokes are made about peoples mums
'OMG your mum is so Fat' OR 'your mum is a MILF id fuck her!'
by The gre@test April 05, 2010
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Mass Useless Messaging Syndrome

If you are ugly, have no friends, and cannot adequately conduct yourself in social situations, then you will seek out acceptance via non-personal forms of communication to construct a facade to dupe passers-by that you do have friends based on the number of vibrations one receives after sending multiple short messages hoping for the same number of responses, ergo the same number of vibrations-an audible symbol many associate with friendship.
Dave has a terrible case of the MUMS.
by Michael GWSB May 09, 2010
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An Australian word meaning "mom"
Australian: My mum won't let me go.
Yank: My mom won't let me go either.
by Ette July 11, 2003
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A 'mum' is someone who is there to love and care for-after all, she gave life to you and supports you through thick and thin. She is a beautiful lady to love and to respect for all your life. No matter how much you say you hate her, she will always have a place in your heart. She cooks, cleans, washes, buys clothes, puts a roof over your head, and many people repay their mum by calling her 'bitch', 'cow', 'whore', 'slut', like she is something they scraped of their shoe. I love my mum and have a HUGE space in my heart for her. Everyone loves their mum and has a place in their heart for her.
by Jedicatedmiss November 21, 2011
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a silly cunt.reffered to when you want to sound cool. and hard.
no mum, i'm not coming home for my fucking tea. you can eat it your fucking self.
by MDB - million dollar babe. April 12, 2005
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the most wonderful person in the world who will love you until you die. With the warmest of hearts and who you can never stay away from for more than a week without missing her so much that you think that you might just break down!
I miss my mum sooo much and i love her like hell!!
by lol772 May 29, 2012
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the stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman when you push down on her stomach, according to the new york punks from south park
awww dude yesterday some dude pushed all the mum out of this chicks stomach, it was hella gross!
by SPanky from GBDIZZLE June 16, 2007
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