multitoker

🔥Someone who performs multiple TOKES at the same time.
🔥A stoner who deals with more than one TOKE at the same time and other activities.

Plural MULTITOKING

Ernesto sparked up 2 bowls at the same time.. he’s being a MULTITOKER

multitoker by ClassicRonnie May 10, 2019

Multigært 

The word “Multigært” is a word used when someone is incredibly skilled in mathematics. The word has a very interesting and clever backstory. Once upon a time a very smart mathematician discovered the “Multigært” formula. He found out that if you multiply the number 69 with its own components (6 and 9), turn the new number into a Morse code and then to Albanian; it spells out “Multigært” backwards. The formula might not seem so useful, but many off the most known mathematicians has used to formula to solve their math problems. The word is also written in the “Most useful math formulas” book by Albert Einstein.

I used to be retarded. But then I learned the Multigært formula!

Multigært by Historian Andy February 2, 2021

multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.

John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.

multitasker by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

multitasker by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

multitalentless 

A term describing someone who performs in multiple fields (acting, music, writing, etc.) despite being awful in all of them.

Jewel can do it all... sing banal love songs, write terrible poetry, and bring movies to a dead halt with her wooden acting. She is truly multitalentless.

multitalentless by Rottenwood September 5, 2010

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

multitasker by weave July 11, 2003

multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014