2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,
- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it
- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and
- ultimately, failing to get off.
(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.