Mulkey

Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.

I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.

by Blue Jesus 666 March 13, 2020

mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

riley mulkey

A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch

Riley mulkey is a back stabber

by daddt ei8309034801jkjJJJ85 January 19, 2018

collyn mulkey

Usually a great guy in the room with room to go! One who flips bottles and gets called gay.

Ohh man look at that collyn mulkey bottle flip

by Hahabye2121 December 10, 2017

Nathan Mulkey

Nathan Mulky, the cutest kid on VR chat. lol Nathan Mulky is kinda cool idk what to say.

Nathan Mulkey had the corona

by totallynotlaurengibson June 1, 2020