Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

Murtaugh List by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009

SGT. Murtaugh 

The act of sitting on a toilet so long that you loose the feeling in your legs.

I got a SGT. Murtaugh on the john last night while playing angry birds

SGT. Murtaugh by jostdog September 14, 2010

mufta 

mufta is name commonly used to describe a muffin top, which exposes pubic hair.

it is often used as an insult

boy1: get with that chick, shes alriiiite
boy2: ew dude have you seen her mufta!

mufta by jeopardylove December 11, 2009

muftard 

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

muftard by quiktekk February 27, 2008

Murtaughed

To sit on the toilet too long, therefore losing feeling in your legs.

I just Murtaughed myself playing Angry Birds for an hour.

Murtaughed by everythingis May 22, 2011

Miftaul 

The one who shall conquer this world and beyond.

Miftaul the conquerer. King of the kings.

Miftaul by anonymous November 22, 2021

Elliott Murtaugh 

1. He is NOT in a punk band.

2. He has nice teeth.

3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.

4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."

5. Knows "the move."

6. He's in Symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn't know)

7.Sarah Baker stole make-up for him

8. Can Knee-board with Calvin.

9. An honor student.

10. Has like 7 siblings.

Bobby: I'm going out with your daughter tonight.

Mr.Arterbery: Do you play any instruments?

Bobby: Yea, drumsss

Mr.Arterbery: Oh. So you're in of of those punk bands?

Bobby: No(laughs). Symphony, you know school orchestra?

Mr.Arterbery: All those drums must get you behind in school

Bobby: Oh well, you know Im an honor student...

What an Elliott Murtaugh.

Elliott Murtaugh by none yo business October 18, 2008