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6. Muffy
A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.
Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.

Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.

Justin: that's all the proof I need.

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1. Muffy
(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.
Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.
by GreenMonter Mar 31, 2005 add a video
2. muffy
Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)
"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}
by Bean-o Apr 30, 2003 add a video
3. muffy
your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, your lover, your sweetheart, your best friend
Oh Muffy... I love you sooooo much !
4. muffy
A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen
Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.
5. Muffy
A term used by males to describe a girl who is ugly yet many other males still continue to have sex with her
Guy 1: Guess who I just banged?

Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?

Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany

Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.
7. Muffy
Fishy, smelly, gross, nauseous odor of a woman's genitals/vagina
She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!

Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!
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