mufftard

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

by BlaineFoster June 5, 2007

mufftard

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

by Splitter March 20, 2005

mufftard

One who is a retard and also possesses the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Have you seen Shiver lately? What a mufftard."

by Splitter March 20, 2005

Mufftard

Someone who speaks, but is difficult to understand. Then when you realize what they said, you realize it was stupid.

Ja'Quan: What did Harry just say?

Tom: I don't know, Harry is the epitome of a mufftard.

by P_$_C October 3, 2011

Queem of Mufftard

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

by Switche September 4, 2008