Muffsteak 

Ho, Bitch, or acting as such. Wussy in nature. To be lesser than or of suitable character in society.

Get your stinky ass socks outta my car you muffsteak.

Muffsteak by Nosy-T Smalls March 11, 2011

Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

muffstaph 

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.

Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.

muffstaph by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009

Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.

'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI

Muffstash by suitanun January 12, 2010

MUFFSTACHE 

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

MUFFSTACHE by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache 

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

milf muffstache by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

muffteat 

a crotch boob.

"What's another word for crotch boob?"

"Muffteat."

muffteat by helga1337 December 15, 2008