Employee- why what happened?
Boss- the damn muffinman got me last night now my face smells like balls and i cant stop shitting nuts and blueberries.
Employee- "whispers" asshole i wish the muffinman would come visit me.
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"