"I got so muffed up that I won the Muffin Man award."
"I love the Muffin Man song."
"I'm gonna get fucked up and play COD 4" -- Muffin Man
"Get the fuck outta my room!" -- Muffin Man
"Angela has the biggest tits in the world" - Muffin Man
"Your mom's a muffin." - Muffin Man
"Dasani vodka tastes so good!" - Muffin Man
"I like big wieners" - Muffin Man
Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"