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congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes
The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.
by UtterlyInept May 06, 2012
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You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!
by TheKruton October 15, 2010
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Guy: you got muff cabbage!

Girl: What?

Guy: its a jersey thing...

Girl: douche.
by cjdoh October 13, 2010
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Whore

Context

cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)

muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina

muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina
"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"
by laama October 16, 2010
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Its a Jersey thing....
No you're muff cabbage.
by Frankie Two-Toes October 15, 2010
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You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!
by IsiMan85 October 15, 2010
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MUFF CABBAGE! MUFF CABBAAGE!
by Ynottony24 October 15, 2010
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