Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.
Assuming that a muffin top
is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.
Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area
So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage
You are muff cabbage!!
I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!
its a jersey thing.
You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.
It's a Jersey thing.
south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."
Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing
Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.
What's a muff cabbage?
Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
Slang for a woman's vagina.
Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH
*10 mins later*
Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing