by -Nobody- October 14, 2010
(muff gar-bage) NOUN
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
by robin steele October 19, 2010
Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.
Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
by RU Nicholas 107 October 14, 2010
Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.
by JerseyShore7779950 October 15, 2010
The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.
by Deathbypiano88 October 14, 2010
Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 14, 2010
"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."
Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
by eyeballish October 17, 2010