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A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.
Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.
by Bone Hane June 12, 2010