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7. Muff Diver
Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas
Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.
by charles heston Oct 25, 2004 add a video
1. muff diver
To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.
by kinkyraggae Feb 15, 2005 add a video
2. muff diver
the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue
james was always muff diving on jo
by the guys Feb 16, 2004 add a video
3. Muff Diver
A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.
Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.
by Tammi Nov 26, 2003 add a video
4. muff diver
one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
by Brandi Feb 6, 2003 add a video
5. muff diver
to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.
i dived some muff last night, word.
6. muff diver
The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips
Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"
by Stray Cat Jan 10, 2004 add a video
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