Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!
Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".