"Oh, he thought he was funny and gave me a Simba during sex. So I gave him a Mufasa to pay him back."-Wife-
"Oh is that why he's been sitting in the corner crying? When will boys learn, women fight dirty." -Female neighbor-
"When I showed her my mufasa, she asked me where my dick was."
"Due to the mufasa, she had to comb through my mane to get to my junk."
Not to be confused with a cute boy which would be a simba.
Girl 2: Oh yes! where?
Girl 1: 11 o'clock.
Simba = Cute; Roshanda = Fine; Mufasa = Extra Fine
A girl would say: Mufasa!!!
Friend: Why in the hell would she do that?
Guy: I have no idea. But it made a great story, didn't it?