muddy lizard

A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried

by Hazzat July 4, 2012

by e1403104 July 6, 2012

Muddy Lizard

by gnomey July 9, 2012

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 5, 2012

Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.

"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.

by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 17, 2012

Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.

by treebobjoe July 6, 2012