A polite, kid friendly, office-appropriate alternative to saying you've just been "fucked or screwed in the ass" by someone or as the result of an unfortunate event.
I heard you were late and the boss chewed you out. Pam took credit for my proposal too. Man, you just can't win can you? Actually, it's my lucky day. I keep winning the mudchute lottery!
by JKTheTrendsetter December 02, 2010

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