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1. Mud muffin
Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)
"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
2. Mud Muffin
When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out...
dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...
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