1. As your partner is pooing, start motorboating their butt cheeks.
2. You have your partner laying on thier back. You poo on thier stomach. Then you take one flab of skin and put it over top of the poo. Then you take another flab and fold it over the first flab of skin. Then you have sex with the poo.
2. She was a big woman so I started mudflapping her.