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The bane of all student social life during the last few days of sophomore year. Usually ends in large amounts of procrastination and many times tears.
Student 1- "Hey, man, wanna go hang out at McDonald's?"

Student 2- "No... Ms. Naftels Study Guide has captured my soul."
by Grand Master Nate May 24, 2010