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A pathetic little 10-12 year old who still managse to believe that Joe Jonas might actually become a pedophile and marry them.

Is a Jonas Brother's obsessor. Catch-phrase - "ZOMG! JOE IS SO SEXY! NICK IS SO HOT! Kevin is... ew."

Often uses "Mrs. Joe Jonas" or "Mrs. insertoneofthejonasesnames Jonas" as a nickname/username. Also, anytime someone on Youtube/any blog/anywhere on the internet, and sometimes in life, says "Joe Jonas is cute" or something like that, proceeds to act like a psycho stalker and immediately replies with a "BACK OFF, JOE IS MINE BYATCH!"
randomgirl321: ha, that vid was hella funny! joe jonas is so hawt
futuremrsjoejonas: BACK OFF, BYATCH. JOE JONAS IS MINE!!!111! WE R GUNA GET MARRIED AND MAKE SEXY LITTLE JOE JONAS JR.S! FUCK YOU! JOE JONAS IS MIIIINNNNEEEEEEEEEE! I WILL BE MRS. JOE JONAS!!!!
randomgirl321: ...
by wtfftwyeah June 23, 2009

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