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The Proud mascot of the New York City Metropolitans. An extrememely popular baseball mascot seen in commercials, T.V shows and Movies. There is rumored to be a movie based on Mr.Mets life. From his tragic upbringing as a piece of raw hide... to his beginings in baseball as being a batting practice ball... to his eventual succes as being the most loveable mascot figure around. Comming in May 2006... "A Dance ontop of the dugout" Rated R
Guy 1: Mr. Met should take a bat to Jeters knee cap...
Guy 2: i totaly agree....

Dude: That Mr.Met movie so rocked.... especially when Mr.Met would turn green and start beating the shit outta everyone...
Dudette: Umm, I think Your thinking of the Hulk...
Dude: o... then what was the Mr.Met movie about
Dudette:when he said "say hello to my little friend" then shot and pissed on steinbreiner...rember? :-)
Dude: o yea!! That was way better than the hulk!

Martin: Mr.Met is my hero, he saved me from a burning building... as in im such a loser that i forgot how to run out of the house to safety.
by Met Sympathizer February 23, 2006