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1.
After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.
Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"
by StcVader February 29, 2012
 
2.
Co-founder of vampire weekend, history teacher at a middle school
Mr. Wilson is the "sexiest" history teacher ever.
by Lubee boob May 03, 2013
 
3.
The guy who walks in and ruins your perfectly peaceful dump experience by busting in to the stall next to you and dropping some serious heat of his own.
I was in the safe haven on the first floor and Chuck came in and fucking Mr Wilson'd me.
by Lil Smoke August 02, 2006
 
4.
Man from Dennis the menace
"Oh Mr. Wilsonnnnnnnnn"
by Maxxxxxxxxxx May 28, 2005