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the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario. the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding. the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7. the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist. just by reading this, you are pitied by him. his name is Mr. T. 'I PITY THE FOOL!'
russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!' Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool! |
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The last person who looked at Mr. T was Ray Charles.
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At the end of every rainbow is Mr. T. It is another way for Mr. T to pity fools. Everyone knows Mr. T ate the leprechaun. Some believe that Mr. T. is unintelligent because he uses what we believe to be made up words like jibba jabba. However those words are the answers to the most complicated mathematical problems in the universe. Mr. T. has known this his entire life and does not tell anyone because ones brain would implode if you tried to comprehend the question. Mr. T. pities those who try. On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work while Mr. T pitied him. The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Mr. T's pity without parole Mr. T can smell some things up to six miles away Mr. T uses e before i as he pleases. The last time Mr. T and Chuck Norris teamed up, Atlantis sunk. Mr. T does not have dinner parties. The one and only dinner party he had he served mohawks of fury and double fists of pain. Gary Coleman met an early death when Mr. T ate him, mistaking him for a Ho-Ho. Few people know that "The A-Team" was completely true. The only thing the producers invented was that the A-Team had been in Vietnam. If Mr. T had actually been fighting for the US in Vietnam, Saigon would be the capital of America's fifty-first state right now. When Mr. T was 18-months old he ended World War II. He simply folded his arms, shook his head, and the entire... |
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The most awesome man ever. He pitied da foo and liked to bust foo's haids. Foo: Hey.
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba-jabba, foo, fo' I bust yo haid! |
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A Nubian powerhouse who fought cancer and beat it so bad, he has pitied it ever since. Mr. T is a former boxer, wrestler, bouncer and current actor who's regular arm-wrestling matches with Chuck Norris and Till Lindemann have been responsible for both the recent Japanese Earthquakes near Fukusima and the Somalia drought respectively. Mr. T is one of the most powerful and compassionate men in history, both crushing and pitying his aversaries with equal measure. He is also humble, allowing Sylvester Stallone to put hands on him briefly to facilitate the filming of Rocky III. Do not, however, think of him as soft... Throughout the filming of The A-Team, he flat out refused to tolerate mental illness in Murdoch, considering it a weakness, stating throughout the series that he unequivocately "pitties the foo'". Mr. T is also a true humanitarian who gave nearly all his gold necklaces (Enough to smother an Egyptian Pharoah 3-times over) away after helping with the Hurricane Katrina cleanup effort. In short - A Total Fucking Legend. In the time you took to read this, Mr. T built a tank out of two milk cartons, three lawn-darts, a tube of lubricant and a beat-up old 80's van. He then drove said tank through the reinforced doors of a burning barn in South America and managed to topple a paramilitary dictator without actually killing anyone. The fuck have YOU done today?
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The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'.
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T. Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'. Pain! 'Speed walking? I pity you fool!'
Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information. The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!! During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T. |
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When you give someone a pearl necklace and then proceed to piss on it. Toddbert: I totally gave Sally a Mr. T last night! I pity the foo who don't let Toddbert piss on their neck!"
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1. A very stron] muscular guy who wears a large amount of "bling" and teaches kids to do good things
2. A very smexy guy who happens to go to JaJa's school, and she loves him so much even thought hes geeky and somewhat perverted. Eh-mi-gawd! Mr. T just asked me out!
Treat her right...Treat your mother right! |
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