the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.
the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.
the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.
the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.
just by reading this, you are pitied by him.
his name is Mr. T.
'I PITY THE FOOL!'
russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!
Mr.T is a cool guy who loves Milk and saying fool
I pitty tha foo who has a distaste for milk
The last person who looked at Mr. T was Ray Charles.
At the end of every rainbow is Mr. T. It is another way for Mr. T to pity fools. Everyone knows Mr. T ate the leprechaun.
Some believe that Mr. T. is unintelligent because he uses what we believe to be made up words like jibba jabba. However those words are the answers to the most complicated mathematical problems in the universe. Mr. T. has known this his entire life and does not tell anyone because ones brain would implode if you tried to comprehend the question. Mr. T. pities those who try.
On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work while Mr. T pitied him.
The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Mr. T's pity without parole
Mr. T can smell some things up to six miles away
Mr. T uses e before i as he pleases.
The last time Mr. T and Chuck Norris teamed up, Atlantis sunk.
Mr. T does not have dinner parties. The one and only dinner party he had he served mohawks of fury and double fists of pain.
Gary Coleman met an early death when Mr. T ate him, mistaking him for a Ho-Ho.
Few people know that "The A-Team" was completely true. The only thing the producers invented was that the A-Team had been in Vietnam. If Mr. T had actually been fighting for the US in Vietnam, Saigon would be the capital of America's fifty-first state right now.
When Mr. T was 18-months old he ended World War II. He simply folded his arms, shook his head, and the entire...
He pities the fool
He pities the fool, and wants you to shut your jibba jabba
Mr T Says: "I pity the foo"
The only man that can look Chuck Norris
in the eye and not die instantly, Due to his high levels of Awesome.
and Mr T walked into a bar, which immediately exploded. That level of Awesome cannot be contained in anything.
Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team
. Extremely cool.
his real name is Lawrence
The lesser known name of one Sergeant Bosco "B.A." Baracus, of the A Team. B.A. was actually a swell guy who enjoyed helping orphans. Unlike most grunts, he had uncanny technical skills, once constructing and fitting timing chains to a machine gun mounted to fire through the propeller of a biplane. B.A. was remarkably insensitive to pain. Once, his sort of nemesis, Hannibal Smith, injected him with animal tranquilizers in the neck without B.A. even realizing it.
B.A. Baracus, aka Mr.T., likes to kick the snot out of bad guys, but not seriously injure them. He can fire a thousand rounds from a single magazine and not kill anyone.
Played plane fearing, milk drinking, ass kicking BA Baracus in the A Team.
Pitied fools and tried to present a good role model to chilren at the same time.
Produced the world's best motivational video, which everyone should live their lives by, includes sections on how to recoup after doing something absoludicrous and what to do if your friends find alcohol and cigarettes in a bin, get instantly high and offer some to you (peer pressure).
Owner of huge amounts of jewellery.
"Mr T knows how to treat his mother right and he was in the A-Team, that makes him a god."