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a douche bag...who calls his dick a bird..and is a 28 year old vegan who hits on girls who are 19..
look its that vegan faggot again Mr. mack!!
by abcd9210 August 25, 2008
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A 30 year old teacher with a small penis who does not teach what he is supposed to be teaching, threatens to throw chairs at children and claims to not care (but knows if he loses his job he will be broke af), never gives graded work, and falls asleep while "teaching". He breathes heavily and spits on the necks and faces of students and is obsessed with girls the age of 18-32 but is lowkey attracted to 12 and 13 year olds.
Student 1: This new teacher is really weird and creepy, what's his name?
Student 2: Mr. Mack...
Student 1: Probably has a little wee wee too! ~laughs~
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by chicken nuggets509 May 27, 2017
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