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The general description of a person who is:

1. vehemently against the consumption of any alcoholic substances
2. strong-headed and excessively emotional
3. lacks a sense of basic fundamental social skills
4. is a part-time "artist" who delves into acts of unonymous lusting after randoms in coffee shops!
Mr. Laughing told me today "the standards of this building must be upheld, so lets punish all who drink"
by Bestbelieveitbitches April 26, 2009

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