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The evil and greedy crab of the show Spongebob Squarepants. If he sees you picking up a penny, he'll cut your hand off and take it from you. One time he even dropped a dime down the drain and lost both of his arms trying to get it. He also has a crush on Mrs. Puff.
Fish: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for penny)
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. (grabs arm)
Fish: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny or the arm comes off!

Spongebob: Psst, Mr. Krabs, say hello.
Mr. Krabs: "Gla-goo!" *chokes*
by MistuhRickstuh August 31, 2011
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1.
The owner of the Krusty Krab on Spongebob. He is also Jewish.
Mr. Krabs would kill for a penny.
by WaFul November 15, 2006
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2.
underwater jew in the show spongebob squrepants
mr. krabs is an underwater jew
by froobinator August 25, 2007
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3.
Owner of the Krusty Krab restaurant.
Mr. Krabs: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money...
by SpongeSebastian June 04, 2006
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4.
The old Sweaty guy Spongebob works with, According to Patrick.
Hello, My name is Mr. Krabs and i like Money.
by mxs95 June 08, 2009
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5.
Owner of the crusty crab, Employer of Squidward and Spongebob. Stingy
"This paint comes off with saliva",Mr.Krabs.
by DAMIKER November 16, 2005
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6.
An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
by Alyssaisthebomb January 28, 2011
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Any American Boss, it is represented in the cartoons of spongebob squarepants. he's greedy and kills for a cent.
dude: my boss only thinks about getting more money
other dude: oh yeah, the less money they make they closer they are to commit suicide
dude: he's a damn mr krabs
other dude: poor miserable
by elbala November 26, 2010
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