A god amongst men. He is a simply a face in the shape of a penis with the balls up and head of the penis pointing down. The balls represent the eyes, the shaft and head of the penis represent the nose, and an extra line is added underneath to create the mouth. Usually, Mr.Face smiles to indicate that he is always happy. When Mr. Face gets really excited, he will occasionally sneeze, saying "Ahh.. AHHH! CHOOOO!" spewing his "goo" all over whatever is in front of him. The face can also grow depending on his "mood". Mr.Face is best said with an accent that sounds like "Mistuh Face"
In text, he can be shown as 8==D )
or can be made longer if he is happier 8========D )
"Damn that girl is hott! Mr. Face is growing with approval."
"Hey how's it going? 8==D )"
"What the hell is that? A new smiley or something?"
"You know what it is... It's Mr.Face. After he's done with you, you doesn't gun be able to sit no mo. >8=======D )"